What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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