So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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