I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
