lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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