what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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