It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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