so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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