this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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