The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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