As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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