but the lizard people decide everything anyway
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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