I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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