Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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