I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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