K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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