If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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