windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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