she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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