This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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