a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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