Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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