remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I need mimosas to revive my soul
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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