This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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