im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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