I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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