So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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