You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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