yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i drank out of a bidet.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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