I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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