I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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