Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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