did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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