i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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