if i can run in heels then i can drive
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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