so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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