Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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