Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Randomize
