Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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