you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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