i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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