i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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