It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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