Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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