i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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