So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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