My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.