I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Randomize
