Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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