i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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