that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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