THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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