just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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