plz talk dirty to me
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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