does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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