You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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