Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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