i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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